5AM

That's right, 5:00 AM Eastern Standard Time, Harper's preferred time to arise from her peaceful restful slumber, start her day, and force the rest of us to follow suit.  Who in their right mind wakes up this early ON PURPOSE?  So by 10:00 AM Eastern Standard Time this Sunday we had already tortured the breakfast joint with our presence and jelly stained hands, fed the cows and donkey (yes, donkey) at the local dairy farm and begged and pleaded our way through three failed nap time coups.  I give up.  Happy 'Half Alive Because I Am Dead Exhausted, Who Has Children's Benadryl Handy?' Sunday!